Size Matters | No One Wants a Small Cup of Coffee | Tee
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Some things should never come in small portions.
Discover the design on an ABouT graphic T-shirt.
A smiling retro woman cradles an enormous turquoise coffee cup beneath bold “Size Matters” lettering. Steam curls above the rim, with warm red and mustard accents giving the scene its vintage advertising charm. The smaller line below makes the caffeine-based argument perfectly clear.
A generous helping of cheeky coffee humour.
Quality & printing
- Genuine Gildan Softstyle® shirts with a lightweight fabric and classic unisex fit.
- Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester.
- Seamless body, ribbed collar and taped shoulders for comfort and shape retention.
- Artwork printed directly onto the garment using DTG printing.
Size guide
See size chart below description to confirm your sizes. Model wears size L.
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, up to 30°C, with similar colours.
- Do not bleach or dry clean.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Iron or steam on low heat.
Find my size
Measure around the fullest part of your chest or bust, keeping the tape comfortably level.
Use a body measurement, not the flat width of a favourite garment.
View garment measurements
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 in / 40.6 cm | 27 in / 68.6 cm | 8 in / 20.3 cm |
| S | 18 in / 45.7 cm | 28 in / 71.1 cm | 8.2 in / 21 cm |
| M | 20 in / 50.8 cm | 29 in / 73.7 cm | 8.5 in / 21.6 cm |
| L | 22 in / 56 cm | 29 in / 76.2 cm | 8.7 in / 22.2 cm |
| XL | 24 in / 61 cm | 31 in / 79 cm | 9.2 in / 22.9 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 32 in / 81.3 cm | 9.3 in / 23.5 cm |
| 3XL | 28 in / 71.1 cm | 33 in / 84 cm | 9.5 in / 24.1 cm |
| 4XL | 30 in / 76.2 cm | 34 in / 86.4 cm | 9.7 in / 24.7 cm |
| 5XL | 32 in / 81.3 cm | 35 in / 89 cm | 10 in / 25.3 cm |
Width is measured flat across the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in / 3.8 cm due to manufacturing tolerances.